you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect
I just got back from the dynamite factory
how was it
it was a blast, everyone died
Judging you if you don’t reblog this
JESUS TAKE THE PRNDL
this is why you’re not allowed in the car.
Listen Dipper, you shouldn’t doubt my authority. In the sticker world, I’m the girl who can get you things.
I really enjoyed tonight’s season premier.
I would watch about a hundred seasons of a romcom where two lady serial killers wind up sharing an apartment and trying to hide their crimes from each other
YES GOOD PLS